My lunch time

off to w'spoons i did trot
beer and burger, thats what i got
ketchup annoyingly there was not
and the sauce on the side had 'not a lot'
but at least the burger was hot
''are they taking the piss or what?''

the fosters at least was cold
though it tasted about three days old
apparently thats how its sold
well thats the story ive been told

If id been feeling a little more bold
id have plumped for a lancaster gold
but alas, 'nother drink's what i did hold
who knows how this story will unfold?

well the bar was becoming quite manic
with american, brit and hispanic
but i knew there was no need to panic
as i asked the barman for a 'Titanic'

twas a stout with such beauty and splendour
the perfect company to an afternoon bender
no legs it would probably render
but on this occassion that was off the agenda

well certainly a drink to remember
IT'made even the plumpest lady look slender!
and on a rainy day approaching september
it showed it was no mere pretender

and as i drank sip by sip
and dark tobacco turned to chocolate whip
i was reminded of that glorious ship
and its fateful voyage on that maiden trip